I've gotten used to being alone, everyone seems to die eventually, no matter what they promise me. My name is Alexis Hunter and I've been stuck in this gateway between Heaven and Hell just about my entire life. The closest thing to humanity I have is Hank, and he is fucking crazy. I thought it was going to be a normal day, until these giant flying machines, planes I think is what Hank calls them, started dropping bombs on my island. Sorry, our island. Kong gets mad when I exclude him from the ownership. Who the fuck thought it was smart to drop bombs on an unknown island? Like your actually dumber than Snail! That's a mother fucking achievement. But as it turned out, I wasn't alone anymore. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PLOT OR CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR THE HUNTERS AND WHAT I CHANGE IN THE PLOT.