Crack witches™️
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Last published Sat, May 29, 2021
It's the sequel of the dumb HP fic I made and the replacement of the sequel that should burn in Hell. Anyways it's basically a bunch of one-shots of the four idiots trying to survive Hogwarts. By the way the first book is a very inaccurate representation of our personalities. So this book is gonna show our true colors 🤩. Actually it's not really a sequel cuz the characters in the first book are basically nonexistent now and replaced with new characters lol...actually it's a whole different thing from the first book so just pretend both books don't exist
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