Crack witches™️
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Last published Sat, May 29, 2021
It's the sequel of the dumb HP fic I made and the replacement of the sequel that should burn in Hell. Anyways it's basically a bunch of one-shots of the four idiots trying to survive Hogwarts. By the way the first book is a very inaccurate representation of our personalities. So this book is gonna show our true colors 🤩. Actually it's not really a sequel cuz the characters in the first book are basically nonexistent now and replaced with new characters lol...actually it's a whole different thing from the first book so just pretend both books don't exist
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Disappointing Father (drarry)
When Draco Malfoy is in year 6 he knew that he wasn't going to do what the dark lord said there for he was most likely going to die there for he decided to make his last year a good one! So ignoring the dark mark and there Malfoy Image it's Time to throw way "Malfoy" and bring Draco on to the scene showing his real self for the first time in 13 years. Not knowing what lies ahead or who he falls in love with Draco is just following a bucket list him and his best friend pansy made called "Disappointing father" ⚠️⚠️ Warning and disclaimers ⚠️ ⚠️ • this is a Draco x Harry fanfic • gay •smut • cuss words • Draco is a bottom, Harry is top • Draco is 5,6 and Harry is 6,0 (my fanfic my rules) • I'm dyslexic so sorry for bad spelling and or grammar •if you do put a hate comment down it will be deleted and you will be reported •I'll try and update but I may not •Draco is feminine sorta (I lied he isn't sorta but hey I was a kid back then so what can y'a do) Right that all from me if you have read the whole thing thank you so much I really appreciate it let me know if you like it and ill update more 💓💖💕💗💘 Bai my lovelies~ 😗Complete![I'll take your hand this time (Drarry) [Under Editing]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/393514079-256-k677350.jpg)
I'll take your hand this time (Drarry) [Under Editing]
⚠️⚠️TW!! Mentions of abuse, homophobia, swearing and violence!!⚠️⚠️ One night Harry finds out that his friends don't like him as much as he thought they did, Dumbledore had raised him as a lamb for slaughter, he knew what his 'family' and did nothing to prevent it. Fuelled with rage, he finds a hourglass that turns him back to his 11th birthday, 5 years ago. This time he won't be anyone's pawn. Along the way he makes new friends and descovers a side of himself that he was afraid to explore before, was Draco really that bad, or was it his bias?There's something new on the other side, and Harry is not scared of it this time. [BTW this is under editing so some parts will be good and others suck, you can read now but I would recommend re-reading at some point as it will be better lmao!!] *~*Things*~* • #5 Bottomharry 2/6/25 • #4 Backintime 20/6/25 •#4 Drarryfanfic 24/7/25 •#1 Grangerbashing (Check out the others!!) ⚠️⚠️ I don't own any of the characters in this story, they belong to an author called JK Rowling!! The cover art isn't mine, if it's yours and you want me to take it down, just message me and I will do so!!⚠️⚠️Complete
Love hurts - Drarry
"Ugh.." Harry groaned. "What happened?" Draco asked "I-... I really want you to fuck me..." Harry said, looking fraught into Draco's eyes. After a few seconds Draco answered as his head started to get filled with fanaticises, heart with desire and eyes with lust, "I know... believe me when I say this pottah, I want me to fuck you too." Draco and Harry have found themselves in this current predicament After a potion-gone-wrong-insident, where Draco and Harry have a arrangement. Never expect more than sex for this month and don't expect a future. Harry is a sex toy, a salvation, a thing Draco is using because he can't seem to forget what he had. Or so he thinks. After many situations, it's at the breaking point when Harry understands why Draco didn't like the idea of love. It's was because Promises get broken Hearts get infiltrated Love gets ugly And above all, it hurts. Love hurts x Caution x This story comes off kinda toxic so it may seem to you that it isn't for you, but please trust me, the story ain't what if seems, read it will the 9th chapter. It may seem too intence for you, but it will change. Trust me. And please read it. Trigger warnings! Eating disorder Sexual scenes Lgbtq reference Self hate Fuck buddyComplete![wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/238784903-256-k634679.jpg)
wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1]
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Ugly Truth
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Behind Enemy Lines (D.M.)
The space between us disappeared. "Scared of what he'll say?" His hot breath was vexing, in both agony and tone. My eyes narrowed at his assumptions that I cared enough. "Aren't you scared of what I'll do?" My eyes casted down to the wand he didn't see slide up. It was pointed at the firm hand on my throat. "You've always underestimated me, Malfoy." Each word dripped like honey, causing his smirk to twist. A cat and mouse stuck in tormenting circles. His gaze dropped to my lips, a heat igniting in the silence between us. - Where there is smoke: there's fire. The same smokey eyes that watched her too closely all these years. Lillian Petunia Potter, named after her mother, had to fly under the radar and hide in the shadows while her infamous twin brother basked in the hero limelight. She played too close with fire and got herself burned one too many times. Will Malfoy cause her life to go up in flames? Will she freely jump into them if it means risking it all? *** This fan fiction will be loosely following the plot. For the sake of everyone, the plot spans over a couple of year. The first few chapters of the story is story building and to help add slow burn .The majority of the story they will be consenting 17+ year olds. Warning: contains mature scenes, language, violence, smut, etc. ***I do not own any of these characters, all rights go to JK Rowling and her publishing company. I do not own Harry Potter or any of the Harry Potter characters/plot. Simply a Malfoy girl.
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The Chosen One ~Drarry (Finished)
Draco Malfoy is up to something, I swear. Why can no one see, I know him better than anyone, why won't anybody trust my hunch? The "Boy Who Lived" is after me, but he's wrong as usual. I don't like what's going on either, but he can't know that, he'd think I'm weak. It sucks being the Chosen One. (A/N) Ok so I wrote this one a while back, and it's my first book to reach over 10k, yay :) I hope you enjoy, and if you want to see the story continued then I made a sequel called Freak, containing more Drarry fluff #spon. I mean, if you like this one, that's pretty great too, heh.Complete
When Draco Malfoy is in year 6 he knew that he wasn't going to do what the dark lord said there for he was most likely going to die there for he decided to make his last year a good one! So ignoring the dark mark and there Malfoy Image it's Time to throw way "Malfoy" and bring Draco on to the scene showing his real self for the first time in 13 years. Not knowing what lies ahead or who he falls in love with Draco is just following a bucket list him and his best friend pansy made called "Disappointing father" ⚠️⚠️ Warning and disclaimers ⚠️ ⚠️ • this is a Draco x Harry fanfic • gay •smut • cuss words • Draco is a bottom, Harry is top • Draco is 5,6 and Harry is 6,0 (my fanfic my rules) • I'm dyslexic so sorry for bad spelling and or grammar •if you do put a hate comment down it will be deleted and you will be reported •I'll try and update but I may not •Draco is feminine sorta (I lied he isn't sorta but hey I was a kid back then so what can y'a do) Right that all from me if you have read the whole thing thank you so much I really appreciate it let me know if you like it and ill update more 💓💖💕💗💘 Bai my lovelies~ 😗
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