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Crack witches™️

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Reads 444
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Parts 35
Time 1h 25m

crack dumb harrypotter

It's the sequel of the dumb HP fic I made and the replacement of the sequel that should burn in Hell. Anyways it's basically a bunch of one-shots of the four idiots trying to survive Hogwarts. By the way the first book is a very inaccurate representation of our personalities. So this book is gonna show our true colors 🤩. Actually it's not really a sequel cuz the characters in the first book are basically nonexistent now and replaced with new characters lol...actually it's a whole different thing from the first book so just pretend both books don't existAll Rights Reserved

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To Be A Malfoy by Bookish_Goth

The Following is an insanely trope-y and cringe-y fanfic I wrote like 15 years ago. It is complete, and just cringe as hell. It is a Next Gen Harry Potter fanfic, completely disregarding Deathly Hallows and rife with teen drama and terribly written original characters. If you don't like this type of thing and are just going to bash the story/writing, kindly skip this.

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(Book 1 of Fate trilogy) ************** Harry, after the battle found out about the betrayal he had suffered. He tracked everyone- The Weasleys, Granger and Dursleys- down and gave them hell. He was 157 when he killed himself to make sure no one else did. He met Death, his then servant and requested to be able to go back in time. He asked Death to let his parents live, to have a brother and to remember his previous life. But, of course, everything has a price. His was years of loneliness and sadness. His younger brother Alexander James Potter was wrongly proclaimed the Boy-Who-Lived by Albus Dumbledore. He will now live his life as he desires. Hadrian Potter will give you hell!- But... an even more vicious power will meet him on his new way to greatness. -------------------------------- *I own nothing except a few OCs. Highest Rankings #1 - Fiction (for an hour 😭) #1 - Bi **Currently being crossposted on ao3**

A DIFFERENT CHILDHOOD { DRARRY } by MrDweeb

In this Harry Potter fan fiction, the Dursley family shower Harry with love and care from a young age, shaping him into a confident and compassionate individual. Despite the challenges of growing up in the Muggle world, Harry's unwavering support system prepares him for the magical journey that awaits at Hogwarts. Upon arriving at Hogwarts, Harry forms an unexpected bond with Draco Malfoy, transcending their families' historical animosity. As their friendship blossoms into something more, they navigate the complexities of Hogwarts together, facing prejudice and discrimination but finding solace in each other's company. With the guidance of a wise and benevolent Dumbledore, Harry and his friends unite against the looming threat of Voldemort. Through courage, sacrifice, and the power of friendship and politics, they ultimately triumph over darkness, proving that love and acceptance can conquer even the darkest of evils. And begins a new era for the wizarding community. 👇DISCLAIMER👇 The canonical characters from the "Harry Potter" books and movies belong to Joanne K. Rowling, as does the Wizarding World and all associated concepts. Ms. Rowling is utterly unaware that I or my stories exist, ( and is probably happier for it ). This story is written to serve as nothing more than an outlet for one of my hobbies. I'm doing it because I felt like it and am not planning to realize any sort of monetary award for it. That means I don't gain any money from it. ( and I'm broke, so suing me wouldn't do any good anyway ). TAGS DRARRY GOOD DURSLEYS GOOD MALFOYS GOOD DUMBLEDORE INSANE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT SLYTHERIN HARRY POWERFUL HARRY SMART HARRY Harry × Draco Hermione × Ron Blaise × Neville Theo × Ginny Pansy × Luna Sirius × Remus

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

Finally Me (Rewrite) by BW_Spawn01

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Harry Potter the next generation by YettoMcCheese

I wrote this when I was 13 it's so shit that it's funny, I am gracing the world with this monstrosity. Basically it's the journey of Romione's, Ginny/Harry and Draco's kids first year at hogwarts. Don't read this for the story line, read it for the pure hilarity of 52k words of bad writing.

Change the Future (from the past) by iamfrreal1000

Where the story of Hailey and Harry Potter is told. Their parents and traitors watching. They had an alright relationship until going to hogwarts, where everything went south, leading to the second wizarding war. This is my first time writing, so criticism is always welcome. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There will be some hate to dumbledore (bc I hate that guy) and hate to harry (he is the main antagonist next to Voldy) ⭐️There will be language, Wolfstar, and mentions of a ED the chapters will have a warning in the titles. As well as drinking, smoking, and vaping. If you don't like this it is your choice to continue to read, otherwise feel free to read something else.⭐️ The timeframe will be changed bc I would like some of the music and stuff from today, (2024) to include. So the timeline follows as, nothing major is changed it's only further in the future, 1973- James and Lilly first year. 1980-James and Lilly's last year. 2001-James and Lilly are killed, Harry and Hailey are left at the Dursley's. 2010- first year. 2011-second year. 2022- third year. 2023-fourth year. 2024- fifth year. 2025-sixth year. 2026-seventh year. 2027-second wizarding war. Also no Covid exists All rights of Harry Potter goes to JK Rowling, other characters credit goes to their creators

City Shadows by amm1235

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