CURRENTLY ON INDEFINITE HIATUS FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE - Note: Before we begin, I would like to make it clear that this is a Crackfic, an AU that I am doing my best to make as terrible as possible. I won't tell you not to insult any/all bad grammar because of this, in fact, I highly encourage it! Please insult my writing. I hope you enjoy this wild ride. -- Ever since the newcomer showed up, things hadn't been going right in the lands of HermitCraft. It was almost like he wasn't being recognized as a player; going through portals, sleeping, and even picking up items sometimes failed. And there's something... off about him. But what? And why?