Invasion of the Asain

Hello ma wee gorjus peeps!xx
I am coach jamsey (jamsey poo)
i don't need to say who a am cause i am famous and literally every1 nose me haha❤
I would like tae tell yous weekly or daily things that happen in school, so a jus want to hop write into it if ye no what I mean lol
So a have this friend in school and her name is Abbie
( obvious am not gonne give oot her full name because I want her identity to stay unknown)
I don't like keepin secrets but yolo cxx
Well shes famous so it's a write a guess xo
But sometimes she can turn Asain in the click of a finger!
All ye need tae do is make her laugh and her eyelids will close and it makes a wee Asian illusion
( am not bein sexiest )
But one time it goat out a hand!
Like really am not even exaturading?!
What will it be?!
What will happen
Stay tuned plees