Valorant Shitpost

Valorant Shitpost

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Parts 13

MatureOngoing6m

Last published Thu, May 6, 2021

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Some random prompts and jokes about Valorant that I wrote myself or that I created with my friends. I hope you will like it (and pls don't kill me for chapter 12 thank you)

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