The Budding Romance of Goober and Mikbabester

From his greasy hair flips to his sniffalicious mustiness, he is the epitome of perfection.
I knew he was the one from the very start. And I would never stop trying to capture his heart, although he captured mine so easily.
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I thought I scared off the poor child right when she laid eyes on me. I was much too advanced and heartless for a thing like her, wasn't I? turns out, she wanted that challenge. and I was there to give it to her.