Crackity crack- Les Miserables Edition
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Ongoing9m
Last published Sat, Nov 27, 2021
A few notes before we go all the way in:
~Just because I write it doesn't mean I believe it
~This is satire, and it gets messed up at times. You've been warned.
~Enemies to lovers only works if it's gay. Babes, if I wanted to see straight people hating each other I'd go listen to my parents fight.
~All cops are bastards. Yes, all cops, most especially Javert
~Valjean has a great ass. Nuff said.
~Two men hating each other is inherently and intrinsically homoerotic, change my mind.
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