Swiping Right To the Next Dimension (William Papa x reader)

" I'm your average meh kind of gal. I don't leave the house for anything but Necessities. So of course I open my fridge to find it empty, so I left my apartment but to my luck bumped into someone on my way down the stairs and the man bumped me so hard my phone flew out my hand and broke. The clumsy stranger offered to fix it and bring it back to me and I thought ouu free fixed phone so I of course allowed it. And as promised I came back home to fixed phone waiting by my door. So I go inside and start browsing through my apps and decided to try out tinder saw a weirdly dressed man aka you swiped right cuz why not and next thing I know I get sucked into a portal and ended up here. That enough info for ya ?" I say finally taking a deep breathe and looking at them after my lengthy explanation.

Birlap proceeds to look between Daniel and I trying to see if this was some sort of sick prank to which Daniel looks towards papa and began to smirk giving a slight shrug. William on the other hand was squinting off into the distance and moving his pointer finger around in the air as if he was solving for pi but stops quickly to says " wait....what?"