JOKES(for weird people)
- přečtení 5,924
- Hlasy 429
- Části 71
Rozepsáno13m
Naposledy publikováno pon, led 11, 2016
Here is a joke that most girls can relate to.
How were emojis created?
Answer: By girls on there period.
Sad face= My pads messed up!
Angry face= Chocolate.
Lovey dovey face = What is happening to me?
Všechna práva vyhrazena
#308
laughter
Připoj se k největší komunitě vypravěčůZískej personalizovaná doporučení příběhů, ukládej si oblíbené do své knihovny a komentováním i hlasováním buduj komunitu.
Taky se ti může líbit
𝐅𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬
【 ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ! ꜰ. ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴍ!ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ 】 This world has never felt real to you, especially when you found yourself obsessed with a certain boy in your class. It doesn't help that you felt some kind of force whispering to you to kill him in order to prove your love. So, you did. Strangely, the world seemed to be against him dying, because you found time kept repeating itself each time he died. You kept murdering him until a sudden epiphany dawned on you, as if you had broken away from the force controlling you. You were a character in a game-a villain who would always kill the protagonist. However, as if the developers knew you were no longer controllable, they replaced you so the boy you were obsessed with would still die and time would never move forward. Hence, you took it upon yourself to protect him. But why does the protagonist seem to be acting strange?Dokončeno
Yandere family ( Vtaekook).
" l-let me go, p-please"..... " NO... CAN'T YOU JUST UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ONLY MINE... YOU BELONG TO THIS FAMILY... YOU ONLY BELONGS TO US LITTLE BEAUTY"...... What will happened when care free and bubbly beauty caught the eyes of merciless and ruthless family. They can go to any, any extent just for that little angel who was too adorable and too sweet for their cold hearts..... This story will contain.... * Extreme obsession *yandere behaviour *possession *Darkness *forced love *kidnapping *psycho behaviour *beauty and innocence I am telling you please please skip the story if that make you uncomfortable and don't report my story.......
Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)
Used to be The Text. Completed ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Instagram messaging: ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf! *picture* The_Smurf: WHO The_Smurf: R The_Smurf: U The_Smurf: ???????? Genres: short story, humorDokončeno
Satosugu fics
💗- fluff 🔥-smut ‼️-angst (idk how to write angst lol) -MalexMale -all of these are just for fun -All fake!! -I cringe writing these -none of the art is mine -credits to all the artists -I take requests -any negativity in the comments will be deleted Overall I hope you enjoy my writing ✍️ 👌Dokončeno
Knight in bloody armor
{Yandere male x female chubby reader} In a world with magical beings, there is a kingdom, far, far, away where a servant named Y/n lives. You work in the Palace and one day when you're tending to the flowers your friends come up to you saying that there's gonna be a ball at the end of the week that they're super excited about it but you're not. Since you have low self-esteem you think that no one's going to take you but there is someone who wants to take you (in more ways than one.) and has a BIG thing for you and will do anything for you, even kill for you. will you accept his feelings or not? [Remember that there is only one right answer.] ⚠️ WARNINGS⚠️ -Kidnapping -Swearing -Rape -Gore -Manipulation -Blood -Murder -SA -Violence -and more Please don't report or write anything mean or nasty, if you don't like it don't read it. Thank you for reading if you did and enjoy the story. STARTED: approx. August 22, 2023 ENDED: August 19, 2025Dokončeno
Yandere! Childhood Friend X Reader| Super Psycho Love
A new school year in high school awaits you! You're excited! New friend's! New classes! New Teachers and other stuff! But you think about the boy that brought happiness into you're life when you were young. He was a childhood friend of yours and you two had made a promise. Thinking about it now, it sounds crazy. You both promised that you would marry each other! But it happened years ago and it was just a crazy promise to you. But not as crazy as him. He makes a surprising visit to you're school and you're shocked but glad that he transferred to you're school. Your friends like him to { Except for one} and you start to develop feelings for him as well. But then you discover a different side of him. A more scary side. A crazy side. You reveal that he's really just.... A Psychopathic jealous obsessed and dangerous boy who loves you...And doesn't intend to let you go...Dokončeno
Dating in the States
I'm a soon-to-be 28-year-old navigating the dating scene, armed with a mix of fun, a dash of drama, and a strong WiFi connection for late-night overthinking sessions. I'll be spilling the tea on my love life-names changed, of course, to protect the innocent (and the guilty!). My hope? That other girls can laugh, cringe, and relate to the rollercoaster that is modern romance.
Pass me the coffee or wine!
A very real portrayal of being a working mother and wife, the trials and tribulations, the hilarious day to day. If your easily offended this may not be for you, I write how I speak and say things. Just imagine a thick, broad Yorkshire accent. I swear, a lot. From navigating being a first time mum, from new born to school age, to being a wife and your own person, these are personal stories with humour and plenty of love. I hope it makes you cry happy tears, brings you side splitting laughs, and general feelings of " yes, I know how you feel, I know what you mean"Dokončeno
Organic (Yandere)
She was as cold as ice. She never showed a smile. Her eyes were a soulless black, just like her hair. She had one friend. He was the friendliest of them all. Except, he really wasn't her friend. He loved her. He yearned for her. He wanted her for himself. He would kill anyone if they touched her. He would even kill her and then himself if he couldn't have her. #1 Horror 7/10/19 #12 Romance 7/10/19 Thank you all so much <3 In no way, shape, or form do I condone yandere behaviors. Please do not romanticize yanderes and toxic relationships !!!Dokončeno
The Mind Of Blake Lively
The human body has two mechanisms it uses when faced with sudden great and impending danger. It's a mechanism people use all the time whether they realize it or not. It's called the Fight or Flight reaction. I stand there a bit worried as I take in all the things in their hands: A gun, a metal stick, 2 spray paint bottles, another gun and a pocket knife. "Wow. Would you look at the time. I really must be on my way. Gotta blast". I say kicking into mechanism 2: Flight. ---- Join Blake as she awkwardly navigates her way through high school, 5 bad boys, 1 crush in particular, her vivid imagination, annoying parents, weird friends and an overprotective brother. Welcome to the mind - and world- of Blake Lively.Dokončeno
【 ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ! ꜰ. ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴍ!ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ 】 This world has never felt real to you, especially when you found yourself obsessed with a certain boy in your class. It doesn't help that you felt some kind of force whispering to you to kill him in order to prove your love. So, you did. Strangely, the world seemed to be against him dying, because you found time kept repeating itself each time he died. You kept murdering him until a sudden epiphany dawned on you, as if you had broken away from the force controlling you. You were a character in a game-a villain who would always kill the protagonist. However, as if the developers knew you were no longer controllable, they replaced you so the boy you were obsessed with would still die and time would never move forward. Hence, you took it upon yourself to protect him. But why does the protagonist seem to be acting strange?
Více informacíPokyny k obsahu