Countryhumans: INCORRECT QUOTES

Hello there! This is my contribution to the countryhuman fandom... about time I got dragged into CH Wattpad-writing, the- how do I say it- minefield with really nice flowers growing on it if you look closely, I guess.
Anyways, hey look! An incorrect quotes book! Woah, how cliche! Let's give it a read anyway, hm?
Please?
The information for a book like this isn't much needed, but whatever info you'll ever want (just a few paragraphs) is in the first chapter. If you feel like you can read this book just fine, which I believe you can, go on ahead to the 2nd chapter!
Please enjoy your stay here! The rest of the Countryhumans: ___ series should be coming out soon after this :D