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Weird Shit My Friends Have Said

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Read the title. 

Will be making references such as:
-Anime
-Genshin Impact
-Among US
-MCYT
-Minecraft 
-FNAF
-Nostaligic games 

Keep in mind:
-Many of these will be taken out of context
-I am doing this purely for fun
-These are meant to be jokes
-Many of these will be ironic

We do not support:
-We do not support homophobia
-We do not support racism
-We do not support transphobia 
-We do not support sexism 
-We do not support misogyny or discrimination

-R8p3 jokes are not going to be included whatsoever, as we do not make them because they are not funny

My friends and I are good people. Maybe slightly dumb, but we think we're funny, so it's all good.Todos los derechos reservados

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