he freezes when sees what falls out of y/n pants and says "What in the uncle nephew-son, satellite dish hooked up to the trailer, kool aid without sugar, frozen pizza dinner, five teeth missing, creek water sippin, tobacco dip packin, dumpster diving, out of toilet paper so I had to use my hand, tractor driving, catfish selling, cat piss smelling,n dog food chompin, Yee Yee yelling, camel cigarette smoking, bullshit is this?" As he picks up a pregnancy test with a positive sign
Bills back,But not as a Dorito,He's a human.And something is causing trouble in pine trees body.
(This contains smut!)
Skip part 6 if u don't like it!
Billdip child?
Read to find out!