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"...why the fuck does your cowl look like a condom?"

LECTURAS 78
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LECTURAS 78
Votos 2
Partes 2
Hora 11m

"...why the fuck does your cowl look like a condom?" You mutter, staring at the vigilante in front of you.

 "Y/N, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEIR COWL LOOKS LIKE A CONDOM!" Vix screeches, their face now very flushed. They gestured wildly, pointing to the vigilante and back to Y/N before fully turning to face Red Robin. They clasped their hands and began to speak.

 "I am sorry Mr. Red Robin sir, they totally didn't mean to call you a condom head-"

 "Actually I totally did," you interrupt, only to be brutally elbowed in the side.

 "Y/N, you're my very best friend, but if you don't shut the fuck up we're going to get brutally murdered by some dude with a condom for a head-" they hiss.Todos los derechos reservados

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