Dear: Dumb Kidnapping Stories
booboothefool87
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booboothefool87
Complete, First published Nov 18, 2014
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Kind of a rant depicting flaws (in my opinion) in a typical kidnapping (fan)fiction. Hopefully it will be entertaining -because I like to think that I'm funny and clever- and you might be able to relate to my feelings a little bit. Enjoy! (AKA I try to slay kidnapping stories with my humor and intellect and I've been told I do a good job at it.)
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