Alright. So, I feel like this deserves an explanation. After seeing countless thirst comments followed up by countless variations of "Go outside and touch some grass", I thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a y/n x grass fanfic that was just as bad as the comments?" And, well, here we are. This is not supposed to be a serious story by any means. If your first thought upon reading this story is "Dear god, this is horrible", good. It's supposed to be. However, I've seen first hand that some of y'all are into some freaky stuff. I see you guys. This one's for you.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution