"What the actual fuck, Lou?" Zayn hisses. "What?" Louis asks innocently. "You didn't tell me you had a sugar daddy!" "He's not my sugar daddy!" "He's a good ten years older than you and makes a ton of money and probably buys you everything you want." "Maybe, but that's beside the point." (Or the one where Louis has a much older boyfriend who likes to spend money on him and Louis likes to call him Daddy sometimes.) I did not write this. All credits go to 5sexualhomos on ao3.