Dua Lipa x Reader
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MatureComplete Sun, May 16, 2021<5 mins
Lol im a simp for dua lipa
I promise on my fruity ass, gay ass, lesbian ass that this whole thing is a crackfic and a joke.
Disclaimer: PLS DONT THINK I WRITE THIS BAD BC I WROTE BAD ON PURPOSE SO LIKE YEA ANYWAY also dua if u see this um just pretend that you didnt. I wanted to make this like the joke tik toks of wattpad fanfictions but I actually posted it. Also all acts are consensual bc if it wasnt then that would be illegal and weird😬😬😬
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