Genshin but it's a chatfic
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Last published Fri, May 7, 2021
*This is purely for the laughs and giggles, and this is a Genshin Impact crackfic.
ah, but, do I even need to explain why I made this?
also, Zhongli's a boomer.
And just a warning, there will be mature language.
Oh and in chapter 3, there's some mentions of alcohol and some characters are tipsy and drunk.
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In a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness might occur, though I'll try my best to keep the core personalities the same The entire Love interest list is still kinda unknown, if this fic ever gets traction and people want specific people to be added I'll probably comply. Swearing is included and inappropriate jokes will be made.
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