Genshin but it's a chatfic
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*This is purely for the laughs and giggles, and this is a Genshin Impact crackfic.
ah, but, do I even need to explain why I made this?
also, Zhongli's a boomer.
And just a warning, there will be mature language.
Oh and in chapter 3, there's some mentions of alcohol and some characters are tipsy and drunk.
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