A Royal Pain in the Ass
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"Excuse me madame!" The stranger said stomping his foot. "You dare to imposter a man?" My jaw dropped in shock at the ridiculous words. "What are you talking about creep?" I slowly began backing up. "YOU'RE WEARING TROUSERS!" The man shouted. Everyone begain staring at the two of us. Mortified I pretended to bend down and tie my shoe, as if nothing was out of the ordinary. Then my favorite pair of jean ripped.
Welcome to the world of 17 year old Josephine, Jo, Brooks. She's not exactly the coolest person ever. However, she is not friendless. She has two amazing friends, Carly Scott, fasion extraordinaire, and Annie Blake, gothic gloom goddess. Her junior year of high school is going just fine until Jo goes on a History field trip and stumbles upon a guy, William, who seems to have traveled forward in time 200 years. After they meet he not only insults her but comandeers her house.
Between hiding William from her family and trying to survive high school, Jo has a lot of work to do.
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