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James and the Funny Word

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Parts 11
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Reads 1,630
Votes 19
Parts 11
Time 37m

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James the Red Engine gets a message from a friend of his that he thought was deceased.

James and the Funny Word is a Thomas & Friends short story with satirical comedy, lots of drama, and in a world where trains can do human tasks. How do they do human tasks? We may never know. This book is free to use for any projects, as long as you give credit. This includes, audio books or dubs, and video adaptation. Thank you.All Rights Reserved

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