If He's A Fallen Angel, Then I'm The Tooth Fairy

I'm just a normal girl living a normal life. That is until my best friend died. I would have coped like a normal human being until this crazy Channing Tatum look alike comes into my life claiming he's a guardian angel, now a fallen angel who failed to protect her and he needs my help to bring her back from the fiery pits of hell.

See now all of this would be fine if this was a damn romantic novel or movie made for some hormonal teens or moms obsessed with this crap.

I however don't like Twilight or anything in this kind of category.

I tried going to the authorities and my parents but somehow this guy always gets out of the mess.

Everyone thinks this guy is my boyfriend or something and he's just loving it.

I'm two cigarettes away from killing him.

So me being a stupid ass keeps allowing this crazy dude to talk to me and tell me his theories and plans of rescuing her.

This is sick. She's dead. Can she just stay dead without crazy guy's trying to "rescue her from Hell"?!