The Gal, The Guy, and that one Premature Moment

Ever had a crush on someone, made a strategic plan to win her over as time flies then get absolutely wrecked by your impatient friends because of their fear that "you're too soft" nonsense? Well, I did and here's what happened accompanied with some of the letters I wrote her that I never even sent. Hi! I'm Lyle and here's how I got wrecked when I tried to make friends with her.