"Brother I am on the toilet" Kaeya diluc 6+

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furryvore joke kaeluc maybenotajoke pisskink poop satire

Oh no kaeya needs to piss 😞 but the bathroom does not work 😞 but diluc comes in and sets his asshole on fire 🤣🤣 #kaleuc #furryvore #pisskinAll Rights Reserved

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𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚌𝚎-𝙺𝚊𝚎𝚢𝚊 𝚡 𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 by TouyaTsimp

𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐱 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝑌/𝑛 𝐿/𝑛 𝑎 𝑘𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑢𝑠,𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑑𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛,𝐾𝑎𝑒𝑦𝑎 𝐴𝑙𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑢𝑛ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐾𝑎𝑒𝑦𝑎 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒? !! 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗲,𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿,𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 (𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆),𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻,𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀,𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 !!

-𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊 || ꧁༺Kinich x reader ༻꧂ by Opppine

𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚... 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚... 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩, 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 -𝙔/𝙣 ❝𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫❞

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Family Line || Kaeluc Fanfic by ESenchanted

Diluc leaves everything behind only coming back four years later with a new resolve, and to finally face Kaeya who had been waiting for his return. Or a fic wherein it's set in a universe where Diluc never got the childhood he deserves but on the other hand, Kaeya got the childhood he didn't think he could have.

──── 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦. diluc ragnvindr x reader 1#kaeya 3#dilucragnvindr

✓ 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗞-𝗗𝗔𝗭𝗘𝗗 ≡ kaeya & diluc by mxyirin

「𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐄?」 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 ❪ kaeya and diluc centric ❫ Cold and hot, ice and fire, cryo and pyro, blue and red, Kaeya and Diluc. Two sworn brothers, hearts broken and mended. But some wounds continue to exist forever. 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, Kaeya and Diluc try to gather their thoughts about each other. ⤷ started: 30〡08〡2023 ⤷ ended: 14〡12〡2024 #1 in ragbros - 09/03/2024

𝙆𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 || ᴾˡᵃ!ʸᵃⁿ! ᴳᴵ ᵐᵃˡᵉˢ! ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ!ᵗᵉᵉⁿ!ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ by Lycheemoonflower_777

𝐏𝐋𝐀!𝐘𝐀𝐍! 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄! 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐗 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍!𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʷⁱˡˡ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ʷʰᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘ ˢⁱᵐᵖ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵃᵍⁱᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳ ⁱⁿˢⁱᵈᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵃʸ? ᴬⁿᵈ ᵃˢ ᶜᵃᵗˢ ⁿᵒ ˡᵉˢˢ? ♡ɢᴇɴꜱʜɪɴ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ!! ♡ ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ!! ♡ ɴᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏʀ ɢɪꜰꜱ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏ!! 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 ‐ 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐇 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘/ 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 / 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 【27/07/24】 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 - 𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆!! #1 in 'CAPITANO' [19/08/24] #8 in 'DILUC' [12/09/24] #1 in 'GENSHIN IMPACT' [12/09/24] (WTF!?!? AIWNSUQKANZA) #1 in 'PLATONIC YANDERE' [17/09/24] #1 in 'ZHONGLI' [26/09/24] #1 in 'CATS' [09/10/24] #6 in 'FEMALE READER' [18/02/25]

Eye Of The Storm || Diluc X Reader by aIonoch

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𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐢, 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐨𝟑. - ❝ 𝐎𝐫, 𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. ❞

zhongli x childe short stories by leaderofthedolphins

A collection of shorter stories I've written for these two. Some angst, some fluff, but no nsfw. Updates often, though irregularly. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1066719861724120408/ link to cover

𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚌𝚎-𝙺𝚊𝚎𝚢𝚊 𝚡 𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐱 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝑌/𝑛 𝐿/𝑛 𝑎 𝑘𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑢𝑠,𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑑𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛,𝐾𝑎𝑒𝑦𝑎 𝐴𝑙𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ. 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑢𝑛ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐾𝑎𝑒𝑦𝑎 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒? !! 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗲,𝗺𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿,𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 (𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆),𝗼𝗯𝗯𝘀𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻,𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀,𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 !!

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