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The Walking Bomb Talks

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Time 1h 12m

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You normally see Whitty x Ruv fics start off with Ruv and Sarvente getting kicked out their home-a church-because of that little blue haired brat.... Or that Ruv ruined the church with his voice, or that The Father and Mother found out Sarvente true identity-Lucifer, or both. But what if that never happened, what if they fixed it before The Father and Mother found out, what if they fixed before a bomb headed man came in to hide from his many problems, what if Ruv wasn't the only one who is on the run? I'll tell you what would happen, in this story Whitty meets Ruv. That's where this story begins.All Rights Reserved

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Demons are from Heaven by immie_writes

Being the pastor's son and all, Harleston could never betray his salvation to join a cult of archfiends, right? * * * Harleston is the epitome of immaculate. A Jesus freak who never misses a Sunday at church, never broken a single commandment (not even when no one's looking, mind you), and a true to type bible reader who keeps his sexuality tucked away safely in the back of his closet where his pastor of a father cannot see. The replica of virgin Mary on two feet is him. But when his imaginary friend, Scipio, comes in . . . Harleston barely believes in god. He's no longer a wolf in sheep's clothing. No, not anymore. He's the other way around. Scipio is hell-bent on ripping off Harleston's perfect little church boy demeanor into shreds and making him commit his uncommitted sins. Heck - that's not only Scipio's not-so-secret purpose but also his friendship goal. It's up to him to poison the saint boy into his unholy rebirth, whether the poor young one consents to it or not. It's either this or the highway. Perhaps, in this battle, the devil could win over the god who created him? [Ongoing] [bxb/mxm] [Expected word count: 90 - 100k] [Updates: Weekly/ Once in a fortnight] Content Warning: This story contains mature themes such as sexual activity, self harm, physical abuse, and violence, which may be triggering to some readers.

Hell's Innocence (BoyxBoy) by Astrocat789

Have you ever thought about what would happen if the devil fell in love with a sixteen year old asexual who was as innocent as a new born? Probably not. But I have and so this is why this story exist. You're welcome. It begins with Satan himself hunting down a demon with a cocky smirk and may end a little differently than you would expect. It's full of cute moments, action scenes and maybe a couple sad feels, BUT it most definitely ends happily. Now before I give up spoilers I'm going to end it with a warning. It does contain mild language, but that's about it. Enjoy!

The Magician's Assistant || Daybreak 2 || Emari by 0uijidem0n

Disclaimer: All characters in this fic are from Daybreak 2 This is a pre-mist AU ~ ~ ~ Amari Taymiyyah always struggled staying in one place. Maybe it was the fact he was raised as a nomad his whole life, never stopping and landing in just one place as a kid. His parents couldn't stand eachother, constant bickering was the background to his life. He got over it, though. He knew what he was, a vagrant. Nothing could make him settle down. He was made for this life. Atleast that's what he thought. ||Content Warnings|| Swearing, Hints of homophobia, Coming out, Possible violence and gore (I'm not sure how long this fic is going to be yet.)

Your life at the Avengers by Shakira988140

Agatha <3 Small Comedy, wlw, small smut, Avengers, things always seem to happen fast? But we don't mind. I might add "Wanda's POV etc etc" during the fic wlw story Avengers based life Small bit of smut

𝙴̷𝚗̷𝚎̷𝚖̷𝚒̷𝚎̷𝚜̷ to ꧁༺ʟօʋɛʀֆ༻꧂ {Ruvyzvat x Reader} by ElfyAiden

You were best friends with Sarvente since you where 5. You were unreasonably thrown out of heaven and the only one who took you in was the demon herself. from elementary to adult life you two where the only people you had. Until 𝘩𝘦 showed up. 1st in ruvxreader every once and a while!🎉🥳 currently: 7th in ruvxreader! 3/20/23 !None of the artwork in the book is mine!

•Unexpected Turns• (Ruv x Whitty) by lakeofsalt

(All characters belong to their respected owners. I did not create them.) After the church collapsed, Ruv and Sarvanete had nowhere to go they both walked around town looking for an apartment or some sort of hotel to stay in but instead they stumble upon Whitty and then his roommate Carol. Sarvanete was the first one to quickly warm up to Whitty and Carol, but Ruv just stayed emotionless and quiet all the time. Sarv wants her friend to try and get along with others, but when he tried things took an unexpected turn.

『Best Friends Know Each Other the Most』「Ruv x Reader」DISCONTINUED by PineSapTea

You were never officially adopted but Boyfriend and his mother decided you were his older sibling so you just accepted it. You would walk into the church sometimes and talk or pray with Sarvente. She was nice and friendly, the bubbly personality will always put a smile on your face. Then, you met Ruv and you three became best friends. After that, drama, drama, drama, bla bla bla usual fanfic climaxes. :] enjoy, or not, it's your choice! Cover Art: Me! Book by: Me of course, who else? This book was created because of a few people on YouTube asked me to continue a little headcanon about Ruv I typed in. I decided it would be nice to give them a little story since they suggested I make it into a story. If you are here from YouTube, ayo, nice to meet you again!

Mistakes Were Made || Teresa Agnes x Fem!Reader by ScopedJourneys

When Y/n shows up at the glade, she believes she's the only female. Until only a few weeks later when another shows up, yelling her name. What happens when Y/n gets suspicious of the new girl? When she's woken nightly by reoccurring nightmares? When she slowly catches feelings for the mysterious girl in the Glade of boys? -- This is a Female reader x Teresa Agnes fanfic. Despite all of Teresa's mistakes- I still wanted to write this. I'm bored. Lol. My next one will be a Sonya (girl from another Glade) x reader. Because I've found one book on it and omg it was so good- it's in my recommendations and I definitely recommend reading it. There are no warnings in this book. Which means you'll come across some gore scenes, torture, nightmares, panic attacks, and more. If i decide to write any smut or sexual scenes, I'll put up a warning. I'm still undecided on that one. But yeah! I hope you enjoy.

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Demons are from Heaven cover

Hell's Innocence (BoyxBoy) cover

The Magician's Assistant || Daybreak 2 || Emari cover

Your life at the Avengers cover

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•Unexpected Turns• (Ruv x Whitty) cover

『Best Friends Know Each Other the Most』「Ruv x Reader」DISCONTINUED cover

Mistakes Were Made || Teresa Agnes x Fem!Reader cover

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Demons are from Heaven

Being the pastor's son and all, Harleston could never betray his salvation to join a cult of archfiends, right? * * * Harleston is the epitome of immaculate. A Jesus freak who never misses a Sunday at church, never broken a single commandment (not even when no one's looking, mind you), and a true to type bible reader who keeps his sexuality tucked away safely in the back of his closet where his pastor of a father cannot see. The replica of virgin Mary on two feet is him. But when his imaginary friend, Scipio, comes in . . . Harleston barely believes in god. He's no longer a wolf in sheep's clothing. No, not anymore. He's the other way around. Scipio is hell-bent on ripping off Harleston's perfect little church boy demeanor into shreds and making him commit his uncommitted sins. Heck - that's not only Scipio's not-so-secret purpose but also his friendship goal. It's up to him to poison the saint boy into his unholy rebirth, whether the poor young one consents to it or not. It's either this or the highway. Perhaps, in this battle, the devil could win over the god who created him? [Ongoing] [bxb/mxm] [Expected word count: 90 - 100k] [Updates: Weekly/ Once in a fortnight] Content Warning: This story contains mature themes such as sexual activity, self harm, physical abuse, and violence, which may be triggering to some readers.