The Walking Bomb Talks
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Last published Tue, May 18, 2021
You normally see Whitty x Ruv fics start off with Ruv and Sarvente getting kicked out their home-a church-because of that little blue haired brat.... Or that Ruv ruined the church with his voice, or that The Father and Mother found out Sarvente true identity-Lucifer, or both. But what if that never happened, what if they fixed it before The Father and Mother found out, what if they fixed before a bomb headed man came in to hide from his many problems, what if Ruv wasn't the only one who is on the run? I'll tell you what would happen, in this story Whitty meets Ruv. That's where this story begins.
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