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A Zoo Full of Asshats

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How loud can two men scream "Fuck!" at the top of their lungs trying to make eachother laugh?

"Who gave that fucking guy an axe? He looks like a dumb prick", you scream at the executioner from the front exhibit while he waits for his girlfriend who works in the gift shop. He's nonplussed and has a dumb tattoo from when he was a teenager.All Rights Reserved

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