happy birthday deez nuts!

you're name is deez nuts. your the main character and are in love with rocket.

you wake up in the cellar of a cheese store. "rocket? where are u sexy beast?" i say in a angelic pussy voice. i get up from the box i had been sleeping in and see a huge poster stating, "i ate ur deez nuts, deez nuts. i'm so sorry bae. i couldn't resist. please forgive me, for i have failed! i promise i will put u back. i'm currently at KFC. what do you want?" i look at the poster and smile. rocket ate me? that's so funny! i think. i then get my phone to call rocket. "rocket! thanks for eating the cheese stacks that i had in my pocket, it was getting stinky like ur breath." i say gif king.

"deez nuts, i have to tell you something."
rocket says, i can hear the tears forming in his throat.

"rocket, crabs? what's wrong?"

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm homophobic!"

"oh my god. rocket crabs. me too. i live you! make sure u eat the toilet! don't want to forget your diet crabs!"

"i love you so much deez nuts! happy birthday!" he says shyly.

we both hug thru the phone and i kiss his hair.

the end!!!