(This story takes place in an AU where Lord Farquaad didn't get eaten btw)
After watching the love of his life marry an ogre, Lord Farquaad left the kingdom and started a new life in a peaceful swamp, trying not to remember his past too much. But the thing that bothered him most, was that it wasn't Fiona that he wanted. It was Shrek. But, to pursue this relationship, he would not only have to break up Shrek and Fiona, but he would also have to deal with Shrek's children.
But, Shrek has been catching feelings as well, and doesn't know what to do. Can feelings blossom between the two and start something special?
With the help of his brothers DaBaby, All Might, and Sans, Farquaad may be able to win Shrek over.