100 pick up signs
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Pick up lines are super corny, we know, but much like love, these lines are timeless. It's also a fun way to snag the guy or girl of your dreams. It shows just how silly you are and is just about the cutest way to let someone know you're interested. You're always off to a good start if you can make them laugh. So if you're trying to win the affections of a certain someone (or just annoy your husband) you've hit the holy grail of corniness. Even if your one-liner doesn't steal their heart, they will definitely remember you and that counts for something.
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