Two Tigers
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Student debt kills. Literally. Tianxin is a Chinese mercenary working in medieval Europe to pay off her "training to be a mercenary" tuition. In serious student debt, she decides to take on a hefty offer of 5000 silvers to kidnap the King. However, things take a turn when she realizes the King is not exactly normal.
A MEDIEVAL FANTASY DARK COMEDY.
NOTE: As an avid lover of history, I try to be as historically accurate as possible (excluding obvious things that pertain to the fantasy genre). Let me know if you find a historical inaccuracy so I may correct it. I put historical factoids at the end of every chapter to explain some history stuff I had in the chapter.
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SNEAK PEAK:
"You got his blood all over my face!" I shout, not bothering to contain my anger.
The bearded man shrugs then walks over and picks up the disembodied head by the hair. He raises it above my head.
"A worth trophy!"
I can't help but gag at the sight. "Gross, Haugen! That guy probably hasn't washed his hair in decades!"
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