The Gruesome Death of Judge Judy

In a world almost like the real one, five teenagers hatch increasingly elaborate plots to kill Judge Judy, unbeknownst to each other. Will Judge Judy get killed by the manufactured earthquake, the boob poison, or the plastic knife? Or will she escape all of these plots with her life, and her new TV show, intact? Read to find out.

Warning: This story is so good that it has made people throw up due to its extreme high quality. It may be too good for you to read.