The Band of Misfits

Two brave soldiers come together daring to do the impossible-

Naw, not really.

This is a series that involve stories that hardly has a foot outside the grave. The grounds keeper is getting pissed at me yelling about "Only the dead can use the plots!" Or some crap like that. Whatever.

Listen I bought several bouquets of damn roses and I keep slicing my fingers on the thorns! These pain in the ass flowers aren't even in season! Wanna know how many strings I had to pull to get these? How many favors I had to call in?! Some lost soul is going to fucking enjoy them, or so help me..

Anyway, this is a series about stories I've written, in the process of writing, or to much of a coward to publish. These characters will hint at things, explain what might be considered confusing in my odd plots, poke fun at my constant nit pickings. Pretty much whatever.

This series is, in my opinion, a little weird. But I want to write something. I have story after story sitting stagnate in my Create files. I do want to post the whole story, I just need to take baby steps.

These characters are two different sets of perspectives. There are no rules in writing. That kind of freedom just baffles me. These characters are my way of breaking the fourth wall since I seldom in writing in first person. I fancy two sides of the same coin.

But I tend to Nickel-Dime things. While tossing it into a fountain to make wishes on things I've always had.