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Last published Sun, May 9, 2021
This is all a joke. Me and my friend randomly started to text and it ended up like this. We did no planning. Also sorry if the stories don't seem to line up. I'll post them in order but obviously lots of time has passed between them and we can't remember every detail. I will continue it as our texts progress which may take awhile. Good luck! You'll need it! P.S. these are written in text form!
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