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Complete, First published May 09, 2021
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴇ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ, ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀɪʟᴏʀ, ɢᴀꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ, ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴊᴏᴋᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛ, ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴇꜱ, ᴠᴀɴᴅᴀʟɪᴢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇꜱ. ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ. ꜰᴇᴍ ʏ/ɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱʜᴇ/ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ 1000-2000 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴡᴛɪᴇꜱ! ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ᴍʏ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ɪɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ: ɴᴏᴛꜱᴏQᴜɪʀᴋʏᴋɪᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ//ɢᴀʟʟʏxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʙᴀʙᴇ "ᴍʏ ꜱᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀɪɴ...ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴅ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏ ʀɴɪɴɢ" - ᴊᴜʟɪᴇᴛ ʙʏ ᴄᴀᴠᴇᴛᴏᴡɴAll Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴFri, Jul 23, 2021
- ˜"*°•.˜"*°•ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ •°*"˜.•°*"˜Tue, Mar 15, 2022
- 𝟏. 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍, 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- 𝟐. 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- 𝟑. 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟꜱ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴFri, Jul 23, 2021
- ᴡᴇ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ᴀ ʙ****Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴅᴏᴡɴꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱFri, Jul 23, 2021
- ɴᴇᴡᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴀᴅɪꜱᴛFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Winston has a blood kinkFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Newt is a Milf (Except he's gay so i wouldn't hit it)Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- Minho Likes ChickenFri, Jul 23, 2021
- I Headcanon Sid Looks Like RodrickFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Who knew that pubes could be so useful?!Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- Pretty little handsFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Zart is a Good BoyFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Is Newt Kylie Jenner?!Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- ALBY GETS A BUTTLIFT! #NOTCLICKBAITFri, Jul 23, 2021
- TMZ EXCLUSIVE ARTICLE!!! Does Alby have a choking kink?!?!Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- Y/N is the GodfatherFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Fire Crotch tries to square upFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Zach Morris is a BitchFri, Jul 23, 2021
- We make Newt piss tearsFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Dead people listenFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Attack of the living bra 😟Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- Victor has a hair fetishFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh wait yeah it's just me. I'm mega hot.Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- The Bo Burnham Sh!t songFri, Jul 23, 2021
- Severus Snape?!?? Is that you snip snap???Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- The day everything went to shit part 1Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- The day everything went to shit part 2Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- The day everything went to shit part 3Fri, Jul 23, 2021
- We are Oprah's wet dreamSat, Jul 24, 2021
- Paternity court is a lot more fun than this :(Mon, Jul 26, 2021
- Victor wants to show us his secret freckle (ginger reference)Tue, Jul 27, 2021
- Victor is the Masochist to our Sadist selves <3Tue, Jul 27, 2021
- Please Daddy God please reincarnate me into a Chihuahua 🙏Wed, Jul 28, 2021
- I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me 🤨 (smh)Thu, Jul 29, 2021
- Y/n pulls a Billy "Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs blood in Carrie."Thu, Jul 29, 2021
- Keeper meeting turns into a makeover partySat, Jul 31, 2021
- I feel HorkneeMon, Aug 2, 2021
- GALLY IS ANTI GUM #CANCELLEDTue, Aug 3, 2021
- Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and dieThu, Aug 5, 2021
- Sunny D saves the MF dayThu, Aug 5, 2021
- HEY YALL QUICK THING NOT A CHAPTERThu, Aug 5, 2021
- Kisses of FireFri, Aug 6, 2021
- Not Victor. Not Zart. Me. Only me.Fri, Aug 6, 2021
- A kick in the balls 4 a kissSat, Aug 7, 2021
- Edward Cullen is nothing compared to y/n 🤬🧛♀️Sun, Aug 8, 2021
- Megan Fox is pregnant with an Alien babySun, Aug 8, 2021
- Family Dinner: Newt plays Mom, Minho plays Angsty teen brotherMon, Aug 9, 2021
- Rocky Horror Picture Show LipstickWed, Aug 11, 2021
- Caught in 4k 😟 also please fuck off Victor.Wed, Aug 11, 2021
- Paul and y/n play duck duck gooseThu, Aug 12, 2021
- Birds and the Bees and the Fishes and the Trees (told by Newt)Fri, Aug 13, 2021
- Disclaimer: Minho is very hot and I would def kissSat, Aug 14, 2021
- Horny Mf's annoying y/nSat, Aug 14, 2021
- We tasted Gally's blood I- Just don't askSun, Aug 15, 2021
- Happy Birthday MF!Mon, Aug 16, 2021
- MR. WORLDWIDE 305 IS IN THE BUILDING (you should play shots)Mon, Aug 16, 2021
- Ferb...I know what we're gonna do today (we die)Wed, Aug 18, 2021
- Fun-eral #NewtisgoingextinctThu, Aug 19, 2021
- Fruity Ass Gay'sFri, Aug 20, 2021
- Bitch Boy tries to one up us 🙄Sat, Aug 21, 2021
- I don't care. I still like Zart after this chapter <3Sun, Aug 22, 2021
- #Pictor or #Vaul? 🥺🥺🥺🥺Wed, Aug 25, 2021
- Audrey from Little shop of horrors pulls upFri, Aug 27, 2021
- My policy on smut not a chapterFri, Aug 27, 2021
- CHAPTER 69 HELL YESSat, Aug 28, 2021
- Male manipulator music is my anthem 2day deal with it Baby DollsFri, Sep 3, 2021
- YO DOES Y/N HAVE A BRUISE KINK??!??!?? 😰😰😰😰😰Sun, Sep 5, 2021
- Feed me Mommy 🍎 (Apple slices & $ex)Tue, Sep 7, 2021
- I'd sell my own bones for sapphire stonesThu, Sep 9, 2021
- Some1 turn on Creep by Radiohead 4 ZartSat, Sep 11, 2021
- Gally swims??? No joke #FRSat, Sep 11, 2021
- TOMMY ENTERS THE CHAT‼️‼️‼️Sun, Sep 12, 2021
- Y/n would hate P.E./ He's a runner he's a trackstarMon, Sep 13, 2021
- Body slamming 😍 ThomasxGallyFri, Sep 17, 2021
- #GallybecomesasuperspySat, Sep 18, 2021
- Redhead and Blondie and Gally oh my (also dont forgot Tommy)Mon, Sep 20, 2021
- Wrestling? That's kinda gay...🤭Fri, Sep 24, 2021
- Buckle up ya'll this is gonna be a rollecoasterFri, Sep 24, 2021
- Gally did a fuck up like those kids on worlds strictest parents 🤑🌎Sat, Sep 25, 2021
- Period dribble hangs out with us 🩸Sun, Sep 26, 2021
- Gally's homeless now 😍😍😍Fri, Oct 1, 2021
- Uh oh. Boner alert 🚨🚨🚨Sun, Oct 3, 2021
- Ben the sneaky link makes us big sadMon, Oct 11, 2021
- Rawr rawr rawr rawrMon, Oct 11, 2021
- Good old major Tom be goneSun, Oct 17, 2021
- Gally and y/n are hotter and colder than a Katy Perry songTue, Oct 19, 2021
- Let me scronch that hair ChuckSat, Oct 23, 2021
- She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I've ever seen.Sat, Oct 23, 2021
- Accidental flirting and griever €um tagMon, Oct 25, 2021
- Angry kissingSun, Oct 31, 2021
- Celeste's Birthday means everybody wins! Here, have a chapter! 🎉🎂🥳😘Tue, Nov 2, 2021
- Alby gets his covid shot‼️‼️‼️ Yasss vaccine king 👑Sat, Nov 6, 2021
- Major Tom needs to chillSun, Nov 7, 2021
- Spicy like Nacho libre 🇲🇽Fri, Nov 12, 2021
- I got 99 problems now lets add bleeding to that too uh huh good idea 🩸Tue, Nov 16, 2021
- 100 gecs? 100 grand? 100 chapters?!Thu, Nov 18, 2021
- They're coming to take me away-Sloppy JaneFri, Nov 19, 2021
- 🖤 Tiffany Valentine 🖤Fri, Nov 19, 2021
- -And I am the fire and I am the forest and I am a witness watching it-Sun, Nov 21, 2021
- 🦋 Mr. Blue Sky 🦋Tue, Nov 23, 2021
- But I love you so. Please let me go.Wed, Nov 24, 2021
- Feel Better-Penelope ScottThu, Nov 25, 2021
- The Final BattleFri, Nov 26, 2021
- Juliet by Cavetown: Sour BoyFri, Nov 26, 2021
- Wait? You didn't think that was the end did you?!Sun, Nov 28, 2021
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