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The Lazy Host With His Cold System[hiatus]
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  • Reads 161
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  • Parts 3
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published May 09, 2021
Mature
Mark reads novels as one breathes air and eats meals, to fill up his soul.

Then Mark got transmigrated unexpectedly and have no idea what to do. What do you expect from a confined person when you suddenly throw him up to a different world without any preparations? 
And how come he supposed to be a partner is so cold!?
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