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"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?"
"no."
"yes"
𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈.
what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypical british teenagers?
what if the charmingness of the wizarding world was ruled out by north face tracksuits, contour and gen-z humour. and maybe, just maybe, the attitude to take down voldemort using hand to hand combat and verbal abuse.
book one
harry potter texting au
{harry potter x fem oc}
gen z humour with a bad plot.
reader discretion is advised
mature themes and language used.
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