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Sarcasm Jokes

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LECTURAS 82,046
Votos 3,205
Partes 100
Hora 10m

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100 funny jokes for teens!!!!

WARNING: Book may cause laughter due to remarks and other things

I made this book when I was like 11 but its still really goodTodos los derechos reservados

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Yes, I am crazy de mf_queen48

I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)

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My Sugar Daddy (EDITING) de Eva_Blossom_16

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦. 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠.𝑐𝑜𝑚 ❃❃𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒❃❃ •𝙰𝚐𝚎-𝚐𝚊𝚙 •𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 •𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢×𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 •𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 •𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 •𝙾𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗 •𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗

take a joke de koala_bearCx

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Yes, I am crazy

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