Intro Fic (to the Attack on Titan college au)

Basically just Eren just meeting everybody in a convenient way to introduce them all. Characters are disgustingly exaggerated, mostly Armin. Warnings, there is strong language in this, like the F word is the worst so if you're pure, this isn't the one for you. Also mentions of weed and potatoes is in this, so if those are triggers...
Mikasa is called a ho, and the wh*re word is in this.
Disclaimer:All typos and spelling oddities are intentional. Both authors are honors students. We know what we're doing.
Dinder definition: basically Ymir, she is basically the definition of it, though things can be dinder outside of Ymir.