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Cringe Pickup Lines || A Cringe VelvetFrost Fic

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Parts 9
Time 1h 19m

AnotherBrickWall

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angst antfrost bbh bxb dream dreamsmp fluff highschool mcyt minecraft redvelvet skephalo skeppy velvetfrost

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"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?" Red boldly stated with a huge grin.
What the fuck was that.
I let out a chuckle, rolling my eyes at his stupidity. "Okay, first off- We're outside. In Winter. Second off, that was absolutely terrible." I deadpanned.
"Hey! That pick-up line was amazing! And also- I guess it is just because of you, hot stuff."
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Ever since Ant got paired up with this new student named 'Red' he couldn't help but form a small hatred for the boy. He was annoying, blunt about everything, made terrible (Quite sexual) jokes all the time and was way too clingy. Who would've known one hour with the boy outside of school work would've turned that hatred into a completely different feeling.
Love.
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WHY ARE THERE NO VELVETFROST BOOKS??? THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS THE BEST, DUDE.
Oh, look! How interesting! It looks to be a Spotify playlist I have made based on this fanfic! Oh, shiver me timbers!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hMKdpBLFlpbLmHzLAThHG?si=f63a2908c6f144c4

(Btw, this story contains smut. Maybe. Idk. I'm thinking about it. I'm still not sure about the cc's boundaries.)
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13/06/2021: #3 VelvetfrostAll Rights Reserved

angst antfrost bbh bxb dream dreamsmp fluff highschool mcyt minecraft redvelvet skephalo skeppy velvetfrost

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$♥︎𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤♥︎ {Skephalo} by your_fav_transGuy$

when you turn 17 you only get a limited amount of words until you meet your soulmate. When Skeppy meets Bad he doesn't get his unlimited words, but he doesn't want to fall for someone who isn't his soulmate. Is it a glitch in the system? Will he find his real soulmate? You'll have to read to find out ;] [the rest of the info is in the first chapter, please read] REALLY SLOW UPDATES Started: Oct 26 2021 Finished: ?? ?? ????

New Girl by flowerchildDF

"You dropped this." I heard a husky voice say. I turned around to look at what I dropped and realized it was my schedule. I gasped. Damn, I would have been fucked if I'd lost it. I guess I didn't put it in my bag... I looked up to thank him, but ended up not being able to find my voice. He's really attractive. Drop dead gorgeous attractive. Hot. He has brown hair that is spiked up in a messy way and shiny chocolate brown eyes that are hard not to stare at. His jawline was firm and he is extremely tall compared to my 5'3" height; he seems like he's 6'1". He looks in good shape -- the white shirt he was wearing showed off his broad muscular chest. He wore a leather-mans jacket from the school over the t-shirt, with black denim jeans, and converse. I swallowed. I snapped out of it and took the paper forcing myself to say "thanks." However, he walked away before I even finished. OK... he obviously isn't interested in the 'new girl' like all the other students are. I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Out of all the guys that have hit on me in school today he is the only one that has caught my eye -- bad news is that he didn't even bother. "You know him? I'm surprised the cheer-bitch hasn't threatened you yet." Jessica said, her face showing shock. "Um, no I don't know him... and cheer-bitch?" I frowned confused. "She's his ex-girlfriend, but considering she has such a small brain that is a size of a peanut, she won't leave him alone. I mean like seriously, EX; has she not heard of that quote, 'Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.' She is one clueless bimbo. Then again who would leave him alone he is S-E-X-Y!" I laughed. "I am going to love being your friend." I said while I looked back to where he had headed a while ago, but I no longer saw him. I sighed disappointed.

Desire by danni__1819

Wooyoung's P.O.V. I laughed loudly at the joke Yeosang and Mingi made right before we split up and I walked into math class, but I instantly stopped as I felt him glaring at me. I turned in his direction, and saw him motioning me to come here with his finger. "So not only were you 30 minutes late to my class, but you came in laughing which disrupted everyone's study time." He pointed out. Getting up he stood beside me, put his hands in both of his pockets and whispered, "You know this means you'll be spending another hour with me afterschool tomorrow AGAIN right?" As my mind went crazy with scenarios, I bit my lip at the possibility of one of them happening. However, I remembered that Mr. Choi was in front of me, and that immediately cause heat to rise in my cheeks. I nodded in response, and lowered my head in embarrassment. "Good." He lifted my chin up, and smirked. (18+ WARNING) *Post every other day or every other week- 2 weeks max!!*

My New Muse (XXX) (Completed) by AliyahEzinma

This book is rated R. Please proceed with caution. This is the more raunchy version of the book. *** We stand in silence, as I sip my water, and he watches me do it. Finally, he breaks the silence. "I'm sorry if I... offended you by sleeping in your bed last night. This morning. Whatever." "It's fine. You didn't do anything." He nods, his eyes far away, as if thinking of how to word his views. "I didn't do anything... but I wanted to. I wanted to so badly." I nearly choke on my water. I don't know what's worse; his confession, or how nonchalantly he says it, as if he's reading the weather. "Come again?" I say, thinking that I must have heard him wrong. He shrugs. "I want to f*ck you." Again, he is as nonchalant as ever. I just stare stupidly, my mouth agape. He closes my mouth, grinning at me, wicked intentions in his eyes. Not so nonchalant anymore, I see. "Um, I-I...I don't..." I stop talking, realising what a total idiot I sound like, while his grin broadens. In that second, I am grateful for my dark skin, as he can't see me blushing. "Tongue-tied?" My cheeks get hotter. "Shut the f*ck up." He actually laughs. "Don't worry, honey," he says, his hot breath brushing against my face, shocking me. When did he get this close? "One day," he whispers, now in my ear,"I will f*ck you." I realise that my eyes are closed and I open them. He's gone. I stand there frozen, in total shock. What the actual f*ck just happened? *** When all you know is disappointment, you become your own best friend. You isolate yourself from everyone else. You need no one; love is a weakness. That's the case with me. Then, Prince Charming rides in and changes everything. Except, he isn't a prince. He is light, but he holds darkness; he is joy, but he knows pain; he is beauty, but within him is imperfection and ugliness. He is just like me, but he is nothing like me.

An Everlasting Problem (Phun And Noh AU Fan Fiction) by LittleKittyWasabi

This is a boy x boy fan fiction. Don't like gay love then move on. This isn't the story for you. There will be cursing in this story. If you don't like profanity please move on. Thank you. ============================ Cover by: JaeMi1 ============================ Have you ever met a vampire? No? Ah, lucky you. Vampires are a pain in the ass. Trust me I've met a couple. Thanks to that stupid ass Ohm I was stalked, forced to co-habitat, and pushed into some weird confusing battle going on for a stupid title. Pain in the asses! The biggest issue was the feelings stirring inside me. They're weird and icky. No matter what I do I can't stop them. And they get worse whenever that jerk, Phun, is near me. My heart constricts and my brain gets weird. Can't I just go back to my peaceful life, please? Excerpt: I shuffled my feet, staring down at them, growing far more uncomfortable than I ever wanted to be. I heard a deep chuckle roll from him. My eyes shot up to meet his. I had to swallow down my agitation as his eyes twinkled with amusement. Can you believe it? The bastard found my reactions funny! My face crumbled into a sneer. I slammed my hands on the arms of my chair and pushed myself up. I glared at the bastard, trying my best to make my face as ruthless as I could. The infuriating man chuckled again, his smirk blooming into a full smile. I had to force down whatever feelings was bubbling up. He had an amazing smile. Heart racing and knee melting type of amazing. =============================== This is an AU fan fiction. I do not own the characters portrayed in this story, I merely asked them to dance to a different beat. The characters are created and owned by INDRYTIMES ( twitter: @hedshew) Show her love for these wonderful characters and her amazing story. ===============================

~ Forest Green ~ (SkepHalo) by TintedTunes

Bloody love. "I never thought this would happen. " Two high school kids, different in every way. But cupid decides to spark love between the two, with a bloody horrible curse to bond them together. ( This was called Run before.) ( This is my first ever SkepHalo story, sooooo, it might not be good. Tell me if i get anything wrong about the trio, i might've missed some stuff. Also, I do not want to force the ship on Skeppy or BBH! I just ship their online personas, not their actual human lives. Also, *non-corona-cough* I'm gonna just plant this big red sign that says: "NO SMUT" Right here. )

Only friends by Grayissupergay

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I can't stand you. by romanticsdiary

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Blood Vines | (Skephalo) [✔] by dxrkvampyre

Blood and ice, water and vines, across the world, in the same place he nearly died. Deep in the ocean, deep in the ground, vines, slime, brownish red, all year-round. "Together til death do part," he says and weeps, "Where's the real Bad? The real one, the one who loves to hug me?!" A skephalo fanfic, Dream SMP based, in an AU where Skeppy is cured of the egg infection, and comes back to meet the server in the state it shouldn't be. (PLATONIC BTW!!!) ⚠️This story will contain many mentions and description of body horror, death, blood, a bit of mutilation, violence, injury, some derealization, and drowning!!!⚠️ ⚠️ Spoilers from the Dream SMP at the points of the egglore to around March/February 2020 as well!!⚠️

Betrayed By Fate by alice-ayuzawa

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