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Cringe Pickup Lines || A Cringe VelvetFrost Fic

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"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?" Red boldly stated with a huge grin.
What the fuck was that.
I let out a chuckle, rolling my eyes at his stupidity. "Okay, first off- We're outside. In Winter. Second off, that was absolutely terrible." I deadpanned.
"Hey! That pick-up line was amazing! And also- I guess it is just because of you, hot stuff."
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Ever since Ant got paired up with this new student named 'Red' he couldn't help but form a small hatred for the boy. He was annoying, blunt about everything, made terrible (Quite sexual) jokes all the time and was way too clingy. Who would've known one hour with the boy outside of school work would've turned that hatred into a completely different feeling.
Love.
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WHY ARE THERE NO VELVETFROST BOOKS??? THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS THE BEST, DUDE.
Oh, look! How interesting! It looks to be a Spotify playlist I have made based on this fanfic! Oh, shiver me timbers!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hMKdpBLFlpbLmHzLAThHG?si=f63a2908c6f144c4

(Btw, this story contains smut. Maybe. Idk. I'm thinking about it. I'm still not sure about the cc's boundaries.)
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13/06/2021: #3 VelvetfrostAll Rights Reserved

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