Impish Intruders
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Last published Sun, May 16, 2021
Youth Pastor Craig has been receiving recent complaints about paranormal activity occuring near the church. Specific actions like drawings of pentagrams, unspecified sounds, sights of beast-like creatures and much more.
The pastor then investigates around the church at night and sees one of the most unimaginable things yet....
[Note: I'm not Christian, so I don't know how churches work, so don't @ me please]
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