THIS IS SATIRE

THIS IS SATIRE

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Complete Mon, Oct 25, 2021<5 mins

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أحفاد المُخـتار.
الغائب لم يمُت هو فقط ترك فراغًا يتعفّن ببطء في بيتٍ يتنفس الأسرار يكبر الأحفاد وهم يتعلّمون الصمت قبل الكلام وبينهم فتاة تعرف أن النجاة ليست خلاصًا بل انتظار السقوط المناسب ... حين يعود الاسم المحظور ، ولا يبقى أحد كما كان .
නීලමදන
"උබ නම් වශියක් සත්සර.. තනිකරම ඇබ්බැහි වීමක්...." ..................... "නීල මදනට අයිති වස්තුව උබහ්.. උබ ලග හරි පුසුඹයි බං..." ...................... මගේ සැනසීම එයයි.මේ ඇවිලෙන හදවත නිවන්න පුලුවන් එකම කෙනා එයයි. මගේ සැනසීම එයා..මට මොනවා උනත් කමක්නෑ.. මගේ ආයුශත් අරන් එයා ජීවත් වෙන්න ඕන ..
بە نهێنی خۆشم ویست🤍🌙
چیرۆکی کوردی🤍"
အလောင်းကောင်နတ်ဘုရား မြု့စ်
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لم يكن بيننا سوى البغض المحض، جدران باردة تحصرنا في بيت واحد، وعينان تقدحان شرر التحدي في كل لقاء. كان يعتقد أن بنيته الطاغية وسلطته المعهودة ستجعلني أنحني، وكنت أقسم أن كبريائي لن يمسه انكسار. لم نكن نعلم أن تلك الصفقة السرية التي عقدناها خلف الأبواب المغلقة من أجل المال، ستتحول إلى قيد أبدي.. وأن الأنفاس الزائفة أمام كاميرات المعجبين ستصبح إدماناً حقيقياً يحرق أجسادنا بهوس لا مفر منه "إذا نظر إليك أي كائن غيري.. سأحرق هذا العالم بمن فيه"
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Ryosuke Yamamoto was falsely accused of assaulting a woman and has lost everyone dear to him. His older sister Kaede and younger sister Nagisa completely rejected him, and his father gave up on him. He became the target of slander at school, lost the trust of the student body president, and was looked upon with contempt by his classmates. After a year of such days, Ryosuke's false accusation is proven. The people who had kept Ryosuke distant until now sincerely apologized and begged for his forgiveness, but Ryosuke had no intention of forgiving them at all. ***This is a rewrite/fanfic for Soafp & Ryota's story. I only added to this story, rewrote it, and expanded on the small amount of content it has, please read the original as well***
Ghost Story Club
[Nakseong High School, the heads of 300 people exploded!] Lee Joon, an ordinary high school student. During the entrance ceremony, he was caught up in a strange phenomenon and died. [You have died.] [Restarting from checkpoint.] [Loading...] And then a message appeared before his eyes. 『Welcome to Nakseong High School that is full of mysteries and secrets. Uncover the dark secrets hidden around the school, or fight against urban legends and myths to earn points and unlock special abilities. Then, gather companions and stop the resurrection of the demon king before you graduate. The world is in your hands.』 T/N: Not my story. For offline reading purpose only. Read chapter 1-177 from Novel Updates
{لە بری خوێن}{کۆتایی هاتووە}
سەرەتا چیرۆکەکە باس لە کچێکی تەمەن ١٦ سال دەکات کە بە هۆی هەلەی براکەیەوە لە بری خوێن دەدرێتە گەورەترین دل رەقترین مافیای ئیتالیە {نزیک لە نێواندا} نوسەر : مەیلە خۆشم دەوێنننن
ဘေးအိမ်ကအကိုကြီးစီလိုးခံရခြင်း
ဘေးအိမ်ကအကိုကြီးကဆွဲစားမယ့်ညီမလေး
𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝕮𝖗𝖞||𝕋𝔽ℂ 𝕩 ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕖!𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣
"𝐈𝐟 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭." ➣Starving, abused, and trapped inside the cruel world of the Freak Circus, Pierrot, Harlequin, Columbina, and the others stood on the edge of losing what little humanity they had left. Desperation was beginning to consume them, and Columbina was meant to become their final sacrifice, until she appeared. Nurse [Name], a beautiful young girl rescues the circus cast before tragedy can destroy them forever. She feeds them, shelters them beneath abandoned hospital tunnels, and protects them from the people who treated them like freaks instead of humans. For the first time in their lives, the circus finally has someone to call home. But salvation never comes without a price. As the bond between [Name] and the cast deepens, an ancient evil known as Agamemnon begins watching from the shadows. The more she protects the circus, the closer Agamemnon comes to corrupting her, threatening to hurt and control them. To save the people she loves, she disappears without warning. The Freak Circus monsters, refuses to believe she abandoned them and becomes obsessed with finding her. Years went by, they learn the horrible truth of what really happened to their saviour and Mistress. They will face Agamemnon to bring her back. Will they succeed?

أحفاد المُخـتار.

الغائب لم يمُت هو فقط ترك فراغًا يتعفّن ببطء في بيتٍ يتنفس الأسرار يكبر الأحفاد وهم يتعلّمون الصمت قبل الكلام وبينهم فتاة تعرف أن النجاة ليست خلاصًا بل انتظار السقوط المناسب ... حين يعود الاسم المحظور ، ولا يبقى أحد كما كان .

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