Arabella Giovanni, certified dumb bitch, and Isabella Giovanni, even dumber bitch, take a further look into their heritage only to find out they had been living their lives "wrong". So they make it their mission to make up for all the years they have spent living life as "ordinary girls" and the first thing they do is go to Italy. Will they manage to finally live the life they had deserved after going to all this trouble to find it or will there be obstacles in their path?