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I EAT TABLES FOR DINNER.

dEADfANFICwRITER

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Reads 143
Votes 23
Parts 7
Time 8m

dEADfANFICwRITER

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I EAT TABLES FOR DINNER.
A story about being left alone in a house with no color limited food and one colored table.

ORIGINAL STORY.

PURELY MADE TO ANNOY AND FREAK OUT MY FRIENDS.

DONT COME FOR ME OR I WILL STEAL YOUR FAVIORITE PARE OF GOOD SOCKS AND CUT A HOLE IN THERE.

I MAKE AND WRITE CURSED CONTENT.Public Domain

comedy fiction humor humour readerinser self selfinsert stupid tables tfdcu tfduniverse woodenrable xreader ynxtable ỷn

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