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Rise and shine it's your friendly reminder to get out of bed
I got the sleepy in my eyes
The foggy in my brain
I know I'm late to work but I gotta stop along the way
I walk to get my coffee make my order like a boss
A vindy double mocha I don't care about the cost
I'll take a pumpkin spice
Can you make it in a kettle
Then take the drink and shake it up and add some fruity pebbles
There's a tip jar on the counter I'm about to make it rain
Hey its bobby I'm not booby please stop messing up my name
Starbucks
Be filling up my cup
Starbucks
Be jacking me up
Starbucks
Ten thousand degrees
And yeah I'll take a danish I need something to eat
I'm always holding up the line cause I might be a little choosy
I do appreciate the fact you use a paper coosy
Shout out to my home girl
Her name is Theresa
We ain't never met for real but you my favorite barista
I double check my lid
I take my first sip
If I didn't have a mouth I'd probably take it through a drip
I'm a little echo friendly I don't need no receipt
Ain't getting charged for no data cause the wifi's free
Starbucks
I be filling up my cup
Starbucks
Be jacking me up
Starbucks
Ten thousand degrees
And yeah I'll take a danish I need something to eat (what)
Starbucks
I be filling up my cup
Starbucks
Be jacking me up starbucks
Ten thousand degrees
And yeah I'll take a danish I need something to eat
I get the tall
That's a small
But the vindy and the grande they don't make no sense at all
I get the tall
That's a small
But the vindy and the grande they don't make no sense at all
Starbucks
Be filling up my cup
Starbucks
Be jacking me up
Starbucks
Ten thousand degrees
And yeah I'll take a danish I need something to eat starbucks
I be filling up my cup
Starbuck
Be jacking me up
Starbucks
Ten thousand degrees
And yeah I'll take a danish I need something to eat
Maybe let me get a muffin too
Yeah two shots of espresso
Let's make it quick please
Let me get that download call right there
I love toy amos
All right thank youAll Rights Reserved

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