𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒 - 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂 - Wattpad

𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

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Despite what the title miserably fails to persuade you, I can assure you this is not humorous. Just nonsense. However, I'm not one to judge *glare* oh wait- I'm writing this book so   I   c a n

Enjoy reading this garbage!! 

Don't forget to read Volumes I to XI as well! Don't just support me, support the rest of the HN gang as well *sharpens blade* That's a threat. *waves #teamroadtrip flag* 

- Mostly dark humor and mild swearing because I couldn't help myself. Nothing offensive though. 

( On a side note don't literally take anything from this book seriously. It's for comical purposes only, just like dolphins aren't really evil! I take that back. They ARE. )

( Plans to edit this so called summary later )

STARTED: May 13th, 2021
COMPLETED: November 7th, 2021All Rights Reserved

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