Pick me girl? I think not!
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Ongoing, First published May 14, 2021
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"Pick me girl? I think not!" follows the story of a 16 year old girl, struggling to choose between boys! My oh my!
Harper Smith lands in a new school, with no friends, but an urge to find the right guy for her! She is star struck by short boys with dark hair, redheads with blush red cheeks, and skinny white boys that fit her ideals!
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He Doesn't Remember Me

42 parts Complete Mature

18-year-old Ashley Whittemore returns to her hometown from New York after her father's death. She didn't want to but she had to - because the person who broke her heart two years ago lives in this town too... So it was decided that she will just keep her head down for most of the senior year in disguise. I hope life can be that easy. *releasing an exhausted sigh* Instead, it just smacks you over the head whenever you try to do something. Am I wrong? On the first day of school she bumped into a person she was supposed to avoid for the rest of the year. *Ah. She's so good at hiding.* Zachary Hart. A heartless monster, devil incarnation, bully - hot as a heater, sexy as a satan and his body is as lickable as a vanilla ice cream. All in all - drool-worthy. The bottom lip rolls between the teeth and a little gawking with a lust-filled gaze before snapping out of the trance. No, no, no, no, No! See even in the blurb she doesn't know what to do. Still, there is another issue. Zack doesn't remember her. *dramatic gasps from all around the theatre.* Hiihhiiihhii. This will be interesting. ****** Highest Rankings adult romance; 2 teens; 182 hilarious; 25 Romantic; 691 Friends; 844 Wattpad; 624 WARNING: This story will contain mature content and strong language. Read it at your own risk.

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