Lil' Bible
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This is the recreation of the bible but our way.
Starring:
Lil' Darkie as Jesus
Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita as as Adam and Eve
Shane Dawson as the Snake
Lil Nas X as Satan/ Lucifer
Trisha Paytas as The Virgin Mary
Nickocado as Judas
Dolly Parton, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Arcade Craniacs as Jesus's Disciples
Hellen Keller, Amelia Earhart, and Helena Bonham Carter as the Three Gods
Princess Diana as the Angel
***Warning***
Everything here is a joke and do not take any of this seriously. We hold no sides of anything and none of this should be taken seriously. Periodt.
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