Undenouncable Demons and Extra Sheep!

Get on-board! A tale of two imps who are less than... Stellar at doing their job. A small demon called Sonny, A caffiene-neeeding demon called Ferral, both attempting to advertise hell to people. They set up camps, kill the wrong targets and kidnap children. Yes, this is that kind of story. Along the way, Loyalty, a mortal stuck working in purgatory and Varian, a hell-born goat who is also know as Mr. Satan, attempt to help these two idiots along with Varian's employees, the seven deadly sins. Twists and turns, and a gut wrenching final battle. A story for people who like a little violence. Also glue guns.

(U̶p̶d̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶w̶i̶s̶e̶.Updated randomly! This story was made by a bored teenager with no will power)