a fanfic i wrote about two bigots in my class

THIS IS SATIRE. enemies to lovers

Alex is a conservative boy, desperately trying to repress his feelings for his best friend, Alessandro. He knows Alessandro likes women...but what about men?

Andrew has always liked girls. I mean...what's not to like?? He loves girls so much he picks a new one to like every 3 months.
Wait...
Does he really like girls, or is he in denial too? Girls have always seen him as creepy...or weird..(*and for good reason too, pls stop asking me out) but boys?? They're the only ones to treat him good, praise him. As friends of course.

Except for one. Alex and Andrew have always clashed...I wonder why. Could it be rivalry...or intimacy?