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Everyone wants to take Bob's smirk, but no one can have it. No matter what they do, no one is able to keep the smirk. Not even Bob.
The First Season of The Smirk Memes.
Season Two: https://www.wattpad.com/1108144979-the-smirk-memes-donut-time-chapter-1
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