Eat Shit | Ransom Drysdale x Reader
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  • Parts 9
  • Time 1h 25m
Pulchritude_Rogers
Complete, First published May 17, 2021
Mature
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You and Harlan's research assistant had an infatuation immediately, but how will you handle the suspicious suicide of his grandfather and the pressure of the Thrombey family?

- This is not a slow burn.

- There is smut basically every other chapter.
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Behind Closed Doors: A Ransom Drysdale Story

22 parts Complete Mature

Kendall Riverton was Harlan's assistant. She did everything with style and class for Harlan. Except for one dirty secret she had. That dirty secret was Ransom.

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