Eat Shit | Ransom Drysdale x Reader
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  • Reads 20,785
  • Votes 475
  • Parts 9
  • Time 1h 25m
Pulchritude_Rogers
Complete, First published May 17, 2021
Mature
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You and Harlan's research assistant had an infatuation immediately, but how will you handle the suspicious suicide of his grandfather and the pressure of the Thrombey family?

- This is not a slow burn.

- There is smut basically every other chapter.
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Melody (Ransom Drysdale)

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Responding to a job advert for an Au Pair. Melody Harper is taken on to look after a young baby, left in the care of her father who wants nothing to do with the newborn. As Melody settles into life with the Drysdale and Thrombey family, she soon learns that they are anything but normal, and the man who should be taking care of his daughter is the worst of them all... *Will not follow the timeline for Knives out* I do not own any of the Knives Out Characters - just my own OC Warning! 18+ - Contains swearing, sexual and other mature content.

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